Tresses on my Dresses: Hair as Disguise or Power? + My Favorite Hair Products
Does my merkin need a deep conditioning treatment?
Hair removal, brow lamentations, lash lifts, lace-front wigs, eyebrow threading, hair transplants—our world thrives on the constant upkeep and enhancement of hair, and 2024 has grown this HAIRY obsession to new lengths, extending beyond our follicles to encompass our attire and accessories. That’s right, darlings, it's time to transform those luxurious 40-inch Remy bundles into fashion statements. But before we slice up our wigs or scour Alibaba for bargain extensions, let's delve into the hairy visionary minds shaping this revolution.
Maison Margiela: Hair as Disguise
If sheer garments lay us bare, hair becomes a means of concealment for our most intimate and vulnerable selves. At Maison Margiela, the fusion of these two worlds offers a tantalizing hint that even when the forbidden fruit is fully exposed, combing through its secrets requires effort. Pleasure is earned in this realm. Through this amalgamation, we are reminded that whether we opt for Galliano's delicate haute couture merkins or Martin's SS2009 cascade of opulent blonde, the modesty of hairy romance can evoke a titillating veil, ensnaring admirers in our allure.
In today's fast-paced world, where instant gratification often reigns supreme, the art of preserving mystery in romance has become increasingly rare yet undeniably potent. Much like the intricate layers of a Maison Margiela creation, the layers of intimacy and connection in a romantic relationship are best savored when slowly unwrapped over time. By maintaining a bush of enigma, whether with new partners or existing ones, we invite curiosity and anticipation into the dance of seduction. It's the whispered promises and hidden depths that keep the flame of desire burning bright, transforming each encounter into a decadent feast for the senses. In embracing the allure of hairy romance, we dive into the delicious thrill of the unknown, where every moment shared is a voluptuous exploration of passion and intimacy.
Doja Cat & Schiaparelli: Hair as Power
Contrasted with Margiela's subtle whispers of hidden depths, these hair aficionados wield their silk strands as symbols of power, compelling their observers to yield to their command. It's no surprise then that fashion's latest provocateur, Doja Cat, made a bold statement at Coachella, donning a head-to-toe ensemble crafted entirely from golden tresses. Using her performance as a platform, she communicated this ethos from the very start, opening her set with Scarlet 2's "Acknowledge Me". As ancient beliefs suggest that long hair signifies freedom, spiritual maturity, and strength, Doja's Coachella entrance served as yet another global proclamation to her fans, critics, and industry elites alike—that she leaves them no choice but to fix their gaze upon her during an era in which she’s finally creating the art she wants to.
When our hair becomes more than just a canvas for self-expression, we communicate the strength and power to shape the narratives of our own lives. In matters of romance and love, where societal norms often dictate standards of attractiveness and desirability, hair becomes a potent symbol of defiance. Like the masculine provocation of Schiaparelli’s FW24 braided hair tie on a denim suit, we refuse to conform to narrow standards of beauty and instead demand to be seen and respected on our own terms; reminding others that we are not simply passive objects of admiration but active agents in shaping our own destinies.
As our relationship to hair continues to extend into physical metaphors for the multifaceted nature of human expression, we are given a reminder that true intimacy is not found in the immediacy of fleeting encounters but in the patient, unapologetic parting of curtains made from flowing locks. A sentiment playfully mirrored in a quote from Blanche Devereux in an episode of my favorite show The Golden Girls:
Blanche:
A woman should take tiny delicate steps as if to say, "Yes, I may be slower than you, but maybe I'm worth waiting for."
By embracing the art of taking our time, preserving mystery and commanding attention, we invite depth and richness into our relationships. This transformation turns them into profound journeys of self-discovery, mutual understanding, and undeniable sex appeal–a realm where we can let down our hair and echo the rah-rah bitch’s sentiment: “I just wanna be free, I just wanna be me.”
cue the music~*
With Love,
Jeauni
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